February 2011
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If only Patrick Stumps voice had a vagina.........
I would fuck that shit erry night.
Even when it got old and unattractive, I would treat that shit right…..
That awkward moment when you realize you've been...
-glass-onion-:
and you don’t even stop
Who wants to be related to me on the Book of...
Hey I saw your blog and I thought it was going to...
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Fuck messages
GIVE ME MASSAGES!
When I get my minivan
I’m gonna be hardcore cruising for women.
Be like “Hey. Check out this baby. Leather interior and good for taking your kids to soccer practice. And thats not all its good for. Giggity.”
I feel like I need to make a racist joke.....
I haven’t made one in a while……
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I feel like
barefooted and thefakesound0fprogress would be the best of musical friends
gay-god asked: no problem bud!
gay-god asked: its been making my day much more interesting george.
barefooted asked: Do it! Two Door Cinema Club is fantastic.
barefooted asked: Do it! Two Door Cinema Club is fantastic.
gay-god asked: alright, youve been totes creepin on me all night. my names leah.
One day I will meet Dom Fera
It will happen.
I swear on the lives of my followers
You know that post?
Y’know the one that has the picture of Mark Z, and it says Facebook has him “L0L N3RD!”
Then Tom “Blah blah blah NERD!”
The the guy who made tumblr and its all like “0mq He’s a hottie” “This is ours <3”
Then you guys wonder why this place gets over capacity, because its not fucking run by a nerd. Look at your life. Look at your...
Going to school naked tomorrow
Conceal your boners
Some days....
I wish I actually had comedic talents.
But instead I’m sitting here. Wallowing. Wallowing in a pit of seriousness. For I am forever serious.
I still enjoyed Green Hornet...... Even though it...
That's right Shaft you tell him!
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Watching Shaft
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Only one thing could make me like iCarly
And it only has to be for one episode.
They bring in Spencer’s favorite uncle. Who is played by Jim Carrey. The two of them then get into crazy antics <3
sexandsatan6669 asked: How am I mocking you? lol
"It's hard to feel special"
Lol ‘hard’…..
I'm getting a mini van.
No lie. And I’m excited for it
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I said it once I'll say it again
No matter what you do it all has a selfish want/need. No one is selfish. Every action is self base. And by arguing against this point you prove me right. And by not arguing you also prove me right.
James Franco is a fucking boss
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I wish people would stop posting/talking about sex...
Srsly
TMI Tuesday...
oberonsexton:
I think I still have feelings for the girl who rejected me in high school…. “let’s just be friends”… sigh….
My life…… Except the high school thing, I’ve been done with those bitches since I was in middle school
Why am I bored
FIX IT!
I was at an Olive Garden once, then I left...
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Ironic post
With a dash of sarcasm
January 2011
When people think I'm gay:
evotopia:
graywing:
thefriendlyphantom:
rabbithugs:
fannybaws:
brycelovescats:
When people think I’m gay:
When people think I’m straight:
When two Bidoofs fuck each other:
you are so great ;~; bidooves
When two Bidoofs fuck each other they make more Bidoofs, and that is not okay.
Not if those bidoofs are gay….
Hey there’s always pokédoption for us gay bidoofs
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When people think I'm gay:
thefriendlyphantom:
rabbithugs:
fannybaws:
brycelovescats:
When people think I’m gay:
When people think I’m straight:
When two Bidoofs fuck each other:
you are so great ;~; bidooves
When two Bidoofs fuck each other they make more Bidoofs, and that is not okay.
Not if those bidoofs are gay….
Also
Heres my Facebook for those who want it
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1092225398